ME: Today we're interviewing the most frightful speices, the borg.  And with us is borg unit 6 of 5, how are you 6?

 

6: We are the borg...

 

>audience laughs<

 

ME: >chuckles< Ha, now that's humours, now Mr. 6, what is like being part of the collective

 

6: You will be assimalated >pulls out assimaliation needle from arm<

 

>audience gasps<

 

ME: What the hell? >gets stabed in neck & starts to become a borg< AHH IT BURNS!

 

>audience screams<

 

6: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!